Wednesday, March 25, 2009
fuck my life
after a series of crappy events today so far i have eaten 3/4 of a jar of nacho cheese (+ chips as a vessel to get said cheese into my mouth) and had two gin and tonics. i've been home for 20 minutes. send help!
Friday, March 6, 2009
Exhibit B
Thursday, March 5, 2009
GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Fuckface next door at work is being moved!!! WEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I no longer have to listen horking, sniffling, snorting, sneezing, coughing, throat clearing, blasting radio, clicky girl shoes and loud chip eating EVER AGAIN. Maybe I can even crank the heat a bit more since this guy was apparently menopausal and suffering hot flashes 24/7. I think I'm going to have a party about this.
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